NASTY DAN


Oh, Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew
Hed stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through
Hed frown a bunch, he ate nails for lunch, and he never laughed
Hed growl and yell and I do tell, he never took a bath

Nasty Dan, hes a nasty man
Hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Now Nasty Dan was the meanest man the whole day long
Hed go where he could and hed try real good to make things go wrong
Hed jump for joy when a little boy would slip and fall
And the only words that he ever said were, I dont like you at all!

Nasty Dan, hes a nasty man
Hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl who met Dan somehow
She said, Youre like me, rotten as can be. Lets get married now
So, they went and they did and had a nasty kid and I must confess
That Dan pretty much leaves everybody alone now, and he doesnt bother anybody anymore
cause he just sits there in his nasty ol house with his nasty ol wife and his nasty kid
In nasty happiness
Nasty Dan, hes a happy man
Hard to understand that nasty Dan
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