GROUCHY BOOK


Iím gonna sit right down and write a grouchy book
And I am gonna write it just for you
Iím gonna take a lot of letters, and make some yucchy words
And write a story nastier than any tale youíve ever heard

From top to bottom, left to right youíll look
At sentences too trashy to be true, so
Iím gonna sit right down and write a grouchy book
And I am gonna write it just for you

Iím gonna sit write down and write a grouchy story
And I am gonna write it just for you
Iím gonna put the words on pages, with numbers on the top
And once you start to read them, Oscar, youíre not gonna stop

From the beginning to the end you wonít ignore me
As I spin a plot thatís rotten through and through
Iím gonna sit right down and write a grouchy story
And I am gonna write it just for
Write till dawn, cause write I must for
I am gonna write it just for you