PEANUTS


The man who has plenty of good peanuts and giveth his neighbor none
He shan't have any of my peanuts when his peanuts are gone
He shan't have any of mine, he shan't have any of mine
He shan't have any of my peanuts when his peanuts are gone

Repeat, instead of "Peanuts":

Soft sweet soda crackers
Nice rich ripe red strawberry shortcake