Junk to a grouch is a beautiful thing
To be loved and enjoyed like the flowers in spring
Junk to a grouch is just wonderful stuff
Why it's part of the job of just being a grouch

Any new thing he gets he's gonna simply ignore
But smash it on the ground and he will just adore it
Just like kittens love to run
And flowers love to feel the sun
And kittens love a little cozy place where they can bunk
A grouch loves junk

I was just sent a gift, a new electronic game
I threw it in the trash but kept the box it came in
Just like horses love the hay
And children love a place to play
And people drinking coffee love a donut they can dunk
A grouch loves jun