I canít think of anything thatís dumber
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer

Beaming faces everywhere
Happiness is in the air
Iím telling you, it isnít fair
I hate Christmas

People loaded with good will
Giving presents, what a thrill
That slushy nonsense makes me ill
I hate Christmas

Iíd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you

Here comes Santa, girls and boys
So, who needs that big red noise?
Iíll tell him where to leave his toys
I hate Christmas

Christmas carols to be sung
Decorations to be hung
Oh yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue
I hate Christmas

Christmas bells play loud and strong
Hurts my ears, all that ďding-dongĒ
Besides, it goes on much too long
I hate Christmas

Iíd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash

Christmas day is almost here
When itís over, then Iíll cheer
Iím glad itís only once a year
I hate Christmas