A BEAR EATS BEAR FOOD


A bear eats bear food Ďcause thatís the food a bear eats
Well, I got a cousin who loves to eat chicken feet
A pig lives in a sty, I never saw a pig fly
My friend, Henry, doesnít like to wear a neck tie

No living things by any kind of name are the sameóNo
No living things by any kind of name are the sameóNo

My girlfriend, Donna, never broke a word of honor
There are lots of Scandinavians who never took a sauna
People say theyíre perfect, but a lot of things they fumble
And plenty folks in Africa have never seen a jungle

No living things by any kind of name are the sameóNo
No living things by any kind of name are the sameóNo

Some birds swim, but no fish fly
And some people donít know the truth from a lie
Some donít know that feeliní different is good
But it is, and thatís the truth, and that is nothing but the truth

Two Indians discovered the man they call Columbus
One said, ďIíll bet my wompum that he wants something from us.Ē
The other said, ďI donít believe it. Heís a man like we are.Ē
The first one said, ďWell, tell me whatís you down on your knee for.Ē

No living things by any kind of name are the sameóNo
No living things by any kind of name are the sameóNo